Can I get an Amen?
This is for anyone who feels my pain. How hard can it be? Oh yes, just go to your local store and buy standard plumbing foam instead of springing for a foam wreath. Genius! right????
Yeah, until you get this:
When you were supposed to get this:

I'm sorry USA, it's not you, it's me. Can you forgive me?
And yes...it hung sorta proudly on my door for the summer. Too cheap not to.